tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-156993302024-03-08T06:50:53.851-08:00Spanish FireballsHowdy all!
New Inspiration or diary!well, sounds a bit of a contradiction.anyhoo, here goes:I'm often nicknamed the spaniard due to either my nationality or fiery personality...can't really separate the two in my opinion.I plan on making the best use of this site to claim my friends attention by mentioning their quirks...he he.Sad,I know but at least I'll be receiving interesting comments.Take care!Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1157536059128765842006-09-06T02:42:00.000-07:002006-09-06T02:47:39.236-07:00dirty window art:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00574.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00574.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00571.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00571.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00580.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00580.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00577.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00577.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00568.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00568.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00562.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00562.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00565.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00565.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00556.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00556.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ATT00559.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/ATT00559.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1157535716480554472006-09-06T02:35:00.000-07:002006-09-06T02:41:56.540-07:00some holiday humour:hehe...<br /><br />Why Did that Chicken Cross the Road? <br /> KINDERGARTEN TEACHER : To get to the other side. <br /> PLATO: For the greater good. <br /> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. <br /> KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. <br /> TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. <br /> SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. <br /> JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f___ing wanted to. That's the f___ing reason. <br /> RONALD REAGAN: I forget. <br /> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK : To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. <br /> HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. <br /> ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful. <br /> LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. <br /> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR .: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question. <br /> MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. <br /> FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? <br /> RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. <br /> MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. <br /> JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" <br /> FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. <br /> BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 200 7, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. <br /> BILL CLINTON: I'm going to say something important. And I'll say it again to make sure you understand. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. I did not. <br /> GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. <br /> OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" <br /> DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. <br /> EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. <br /> BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. <br /> RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it. <br /> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. <br /> NEW SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN : It is the Apartheid regime which made the chicken cross the road when the chicken did not want to cross the road, the chicken is oppressed and the only way to free the chicken is for the whites to pay restitution for oppressing the chicken and investigate police involvement in the death of chickens. It is racist to imply that chickens are involved in any crimes and corruption. <br /> OLD SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN : It is our belief that chickens should be allowed to cross roads in their own areas with their own roads. If they wish to cross roads in other areas they must carry a pass and will be subject to arrest if they dont. We would like to state categorically that meddling in our affairs by any persons will not be tolerated and we will arrest and detain anybody for a period of 90 days without trail so that these allegations can be investigated. <br /> COSATU: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking, South African. <br /> RAY MACAULEY: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it, "the other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. <br /> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! <br /> DR NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die. <br /> GRANDPA SIMPSON: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. <br /> BISHOP TUTU: We need a society where people will learn to forgive all the chickens that crossed the road. However, forgiveness will be granted to chickens that convince the nation that their reasons for crossing the road were politically motivated . <br /> TONY LEON: People should stop blaming everything on the legacy of the chicken that crossed the road'. The chicken never willingly crossed the road - the circumstances at that time forced the chicken to cross the road. <br /> THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection between the chicken and the road. <br /> PAN AFRICAN CONGRESS : The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. <br /> BULELANI NCGUKA: You see the chicken is like the " apartheid spy", it never crossed the road and we can set up a commission of inquiry to clear its name!! <br /> MOE SHAIK: To prove the "null hypothesis" that is to establish if the egg or the chicken came first. Just wanted to help the Egg vs Chicken commision of inquiry. <br /> JOHNNY ROTTEN: Because it was stapled to the punk rocker. <br /> HANSIE CRONJE: Satan made him do it. <br /> ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underpriveleged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them. We will also return to the Socialist ideal of a road so that all chickens who live in our country can benefit from the grand ideals which I have decided upon. <br /> ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion <br /> HEISENBERG: No one will ever know for sure whether he actually got to the other side <br /> SNOOPY: It was a dark, stormy night. Somewhere in the rain, a chicken crossed a road <br /> JULIE ANDREWS: Chick, a cheer, a female cheer ... <br /> EUGENE TERREBLANCHE: Die hoender is die Afrikanervolk se erfenis. So ook die straat. En niemand moet dit waag om ons daarvan te beroof nie <br /> PW BOTHA: It wasn't the road, it was the Rubicon <br /> NATANIEL: Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het. Ek dink dit was stunning! <br /> NAAS BOTHA: Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel keer hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak, is die telbord <br /> ALLAN BOESAK: How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for chickenhood be questioned? It's a conspiracy <br /> DULLAH OMAR: I am sure the chicken is innocent. He did what he did because of the apartheid legacy <br /> NCONDE BALFOUR: The government will ensure that a fair quota of black chickens cross the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the road? <br /> COLYN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. <br /> HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. <br /> MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq Ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. <br /> MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. <br /> COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? <br /><br /><br /><br />There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."<br /><br />The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." <br /><br />The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."<br /><br />The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." <br /><br />The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"<br /><br />The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face!"<br /><br />---------------------------<br /><br />An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: <br /><br />Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times. <br /><br />Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?<br /><br />Man: What sins?<br /><br />Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?<br /><br />Man: I'm Jewish<br /><br />Priest: Why are you telling me all this?<br /><br />Man: I'm telling everybody! <br /><br />---------------------------<br /><br />BROTHEL TRIP<br /><br />An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says. <br /><br /><br />"90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"<br /><br />"Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"<br /><br />---------------------------<br /><br />BEAUTIFUL <br /><br />A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful."<br /><br /><br />Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" <br /><br /><br />The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now cute."<br /><br />She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"<br /><br />The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1157535336226013002006-09-06T02:29:00.000-07:002006-09-06T02:35:37.403-07:00hello all!:>Whew...what a term. Long, busy but fun! Despite having my car broken in and my radio stolen, I'm fine. Can't wait for the end of this year...then I'll be finished with my degree and off for honours in Molecular Medicine:> yeh!!! I finally received photos from a few 21st parties and of my own, so I'll be posting those up soon.<br /><br />Hope all my wonderful friends are keeping well!Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1152693869130601952006-07-12T01:41:00.000-07:002006-07-12T01:44:29.210-07:00Some beautiful pics:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/187896866_d0f3c43d74.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/187896866_d0f3c43d74.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/aap000283780zv.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/aap000283780zv.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/aap000283518rj.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/aap000283518rj.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/186607045_43b999e14a.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/186607045_43b999e14a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1152693645863749862006-07-12T01:36:00.000-07:002006-07-12T01:40:46.260-07:00what life is all about?<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/men.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/men.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/girls.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/girls.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1151651227391944302006-06-30T00:04:00.000-07:002006-06-30T00:07:07.803-07:00Don't give up loving:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/dinheart.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/dinheart.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />There was this guy who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again.<br /><br />A man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him.<br /><br />But the boy said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?"<br /><br />Don't give up loving.Don't give up your goodness.<br />Even if people around you sting . . .<br />LOVE ALLJadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133506987473352312005-12-01T22:56:00.000-08:002006-06-29T00:57:22.043-07:00Can't wait to see the preview!!!It looks awesome:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/sr_onesheet_6_28.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/sr_onesheet_6_28.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1151566891390088842006-06-29T00:40:00.000-07:002006-06-29T00:41:31.496-07:00You are Beautiful:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/sem%20t%3F%3Ftulo.1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/sem%20t%3F%3Ftulo.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1150961064758804142006-06-22T00:23:00.000-07:002006-06-29T00:00:12.660-07:00some quotes:I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must <br />be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. <br />David Bissonette <br /> <br />When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him <br />keep her. <br />Sacha Guitry <br /><br />After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just <br />can't face each other, but still they stay together. <br />Hemant Joshi <br /><br />By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get <br />a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. <br />Socrates <br /><br />Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. <br />Dumas <br /><br />The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What <br />does a woman want? <br />Sigmund Freud <br /><br />I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. <br />Anonymous <br /> <br />"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to <br />a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music <br />and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." <br />Henry Youngman <br /> <br />"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." <br />Sam Kinison <br /><br />"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic <br />banking. It's called marriage." <br />James Holt McGavran <br /><br />"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the <br />second one didn't." <br />Patrick Murray <br /> <br />Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming <br />1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, <br />2. Whenever you're right, shut up. <br />Nash <br /> <br />The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it <br />once... <br />Anonymous <br /><br />You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. <br />Henny Youngman <br /><br />My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. <br />Rodney Dangerfield <br /><br />A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. <br />Milton Berle <br /><br />Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. <br />Anonymous <br /><br />A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he <br />received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have <br />mine." <br />Anonymous <br /><br />First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, <br />mine's still alive."Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1150792146035447502006-06-20T01:12:00.000-07:002006-06-20T01:34:02.263-07:00Interesting photos:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/aap17tas2ed9lu.3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/aap17tas2ed9lu.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/ShowLetter.4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/ShowLetter.2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/NewImage_Large_1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/NewImage_Large_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1150791043829916112006-06-20T01:05:00.000-07:002006-06-20T01:10:43.926-07:00Some "heehees" for the day:"Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like<br />Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs<br /> <br />"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."<br /> Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes - on University<br /> <br />"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."<br />Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach<br /> <br />Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt:<br />"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."<br /> <br />"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." <br /> Colin Cooper on Paul Tito<br /> <br />Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."<br /> <br />David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'<br />He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'<br /> <br />David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season:<br />"I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."<br /> <br />"Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"<br />(Murray Mexted - ex Wellington player)<br /> <br />"Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator."<br />(Ma Nonu)<br /> <br /> <br />"He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." (Murray Mexted)<br /> <br />"We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh Warratah)<br /> <br />"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)<br /> <br />"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)<br /> <br />"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."<br />(Tana Umaga)<br /> <br />"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)<br /> <br />"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)<br /> <br />"I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)<br /> <br />"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)<br /> <br />Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"<br />Tana Umaga: "On what ?"<br /> <br />"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray<br />Mexted)<br /> <br />"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1150790618008356012006-06-20T01:00:00.000-07:002006-06-20T01:03:41.536-07:00New terms one should know:GOING FOR A McSH!T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh!t with Lies.<br />AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.<br />AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.<br />BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.<br />BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.<br />BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crime-watch.<br />BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.<br />JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.<br />MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.<br />MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".<br />MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.<br />MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.<br />SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an over-weight person.<br />SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive womanJadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1147163652306116412006-05-09T01:27:00.000-07:002006-05-09T01:34:12.443-07:00more pics:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00779.2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00779.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00769.2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00769.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00759.1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00759.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00756.3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00756.3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00751.2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00751.2.jpg" border="0" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1147162841325425842006-05-09T01:06:00.000-07:002006-05-09T01:27:07.840-07:00What stays in Makapan, STAYS in Makapan!<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00744.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00744.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00741.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00741.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00737.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00737.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00713.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00713.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/DSC00712.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/320/DSC00712.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />YEH!what a trip! went to Makapansgat ( in Limpopo region, south africa) on camp and had a amazing experience. From field tours, to encountering wild baboons, seeing amazing ancient human remains trapped in limestone, having a heart discourse of truth or dare from 8 till 5 am in our tents with our T.A.'S Jason Hemingway, Bugz, Cameron and co, to a fun time around the campfire, singing, laughing, impersonating lecturers and dancing. All this in the middle of nowhere with romantic starlit evenings. The food was fantastic and the only complaint was the freezing cold showers every morning.here are some pics:Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1143101397338267462006-03-23T00:06:00.000-08:002006-03-23T00:09:57.660-08:00Music to my ears!I'm back...!!!hehe. hope all you guys are having a great time, I have been buzzing about, downloading cool songs and gymming hectically. don't ask, I'm wierd and I have my quirks! watch this space, i'll be pasteing more pics and news in this coming weeks. adios amigos!Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1136969782269907922006-01-11T00:53:00.000-08:002006-01-11T00:56:22.690-08:00hello<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/beanhead.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/beanhead.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">Hey all!!!!!!!!</span><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">I'm back...wheh!what a december...i have been rushing about organising my life and it still is not at a end.Hope you guys are all well.missed ya!</span>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1134456854755472722005-12-12T22:47:00.000-08:002005-12-14T22:55:31.740-08:00Some Gorgeous pics:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/11.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/11.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/12.2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/12.2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/13.0.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/13.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/8.4.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/8.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/10.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/9.1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/9.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/4.1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/4.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/7.4.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/7.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/6.2.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/6.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/72.jpg"></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133689119822559812005-12-04T01:35:00.000-08:002005-12-13T00:08:53.596-08:00Really great!<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/9.0.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/9.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled30.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled30.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Out of all the new comics coming out this is my favourite: </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">IT is the next best thing to Batman!</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133855286124282832005-12-05T23:31:00.000-08:002005-12-08T01:12:09.753-08:00Some comic relief:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/48222598_2bcb698f31_m.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/48222598_2bcb698f31_m.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/0.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/0.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/094.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/094.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/Catscan%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/Catscan%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1134032915966263692005-12-08T01:06:00.000-08:002005-12-08T01:08:38.723-08:00I'm A Wild Chick:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/progress1_stage6.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/progress1_stage6.jpg" border="0" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133854274018640782005-12-05T23:28:00.000-08:002005-12-05T23:31:14.133-08:00some more comic images:<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled8.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled10.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled2.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled3.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/1600/untitled5.0.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5060/1461/400/untitled5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133854091327080132005-12-05T23:26:00.000-08:002005-12-05T23:28:11.600-08:00Advertising!<span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>Advertising is the fine art of convincing people that debt is better than frustration.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>Advertising helps raise the standard of living by raising the standard of longing.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>Advertising transforms a yawn into a yearn.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>Advertising must be effective. The other day my son was saying grace and he thanked God for this daily, slow-rising, butter-crusted, vitamin-enriched bread.One of life's biggest disappointments is discovering that the person who writes the ads for the bank is not the one who makes the loans.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>An ad executive's career: Yes sir, No sir, Ulcer.If you think advertising doesn't work, consider the millions of people who now think that yogurt tastes good. (Joe L. Whitley)</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. (Norman Douglas)</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. The trouble is, I don't know which half. </strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>(John Wanamaker)</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Is an epitaph an advertisement for a product that's been discontinued?</strong></span>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133853596117629182005-12-05T23:12:00.000-08:002005-12-05T23:19:56.470-08:00Interesting facts:1. The Population of the world can live within the state boundaries of Texas.<br /><br />2. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible<br /><br />.3. 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.<br /><br />4. The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula.<br /><br />5. The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroomunderground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.<br /><br />6. Washington State has the longest single beach in the United States, Long Beach, WA.<br /><br />7. A German World War II submarine was sunk due to malfunction of the toilet.<br /><br />8. Abe Lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860.<br /><br />9. In some (maybe all) Asian countries, the family name is written first and the individual name written second (opposite of the America method). Thats why Asian athletes like Yao Ming and Ichiro Suzuki have Yao and Ichiro written on their jerseys. Those are their family names and in America their names are written Ming Yao and Suzuki Ichiro.<br /><br />10. Scientists have determined that fungi are more closely related to human beings and animals than to other plants.<br /><br />11. There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which you've probably never heard of.<br /><br />12. Men can breastfeed babies<br /><br />13. The Kamp Krusty episode of the Simpson's was originally meant to be made as the Simpsons movie.<br /><br />14. The average American consumes 1.2 pounds of spider eggs a year and eat 2.5 pounds of insect parts a year.<br /><br />15. The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.<br /><br />16. Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.<br /><br />17. Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.<br /><br />18. The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led by a man who thought he was the brother of Jesus Christ.<br /><br />19. The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.<br /><br />20. During World War II, IBM built the computers the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.<br /><br />21. The US national anthem actually has three verses, but everyone just knows the first one.<br /><br />22. Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.<br /><br />23. Uncle Phil, from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, did the voice of Shredder in the TMNT cartoon.<br /><br />24. Its impossible to smoke oneself to death with weed. You won't be able to retain enough motor control and consciousness to do so after such a large amount. (Common Sense)<br /><br />25. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.<br /><br />26. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.<br /><br />27. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133690025695879692005-12-04T01:51:00.000-08:002005-12-04T01:53:46.396-08:00Try To Explain women:<strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">Try to explain women</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">A man dies and goes to Heaven. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;"> "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">"GOD says, "So you would like them."</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;"> "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;"> "So you would LOVE them", GOD replies. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?" GOD says, "So they would love you!"</span></strong>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15699330.post-1133687422285524582005-12-04T00:57:00.000-08:002005-12-04T01:10:28.106-08:00Hello All:<strong><span style="color:#ffff66;">Ta's 21st was a hell of a bash. I'm Waiting for the photos to come through and then we can all have a laughing session at the expense of the photographed victims!</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffff66;">Ta was radiant in her playboy outfit - The Magician, Chris had a real clever idea for a hat (Cara, you will love this, he wore a biker's helmut and to top it all a ducati one, how typically Italian can Chris get), Donna with her cone head matched to someone else's (no names),Zelda with her top hat, Stephanie with her cheater's hat (a little puny clip hat!), The top hat gang and their bubbling personalities, Derwent in his wizard hat, AND SO MANY OTHERS (whom I can't name).Really looking forward to the pics!Oh, AND MYSELF - Little French Girl with a Beret.</span></strong>Jadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14908044650883991243noreply@blogger.com0