Some laughs for all those sour faces out there:

An Excellent Joke

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says thatherbody hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast andscreams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle andscreams.Everywhere she touches makes her scream.The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?""Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

Acting Crazy
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

( You're going love this..... )


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"


Irish Wishes

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes."The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirsty, I think I'll be wishing for a pint of stout."POOF! There is a pint of stout in his hand. He drinks it down, and starts to throw the bottle, when the genie says, "I'd look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you."So he looks at the bottle, and it is magically filling back up with stout. The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back up after you finish it." The genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?"The Irishman looks at the bottle in his hand and says, "I'll be taking two more of these."